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2026-04-07 01:39
I Spent 47 Hours Turning "Hello, World" Into an Enterprise Platform
This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge
I turned Hello World into a nine-service, six-language, Gemini-powered enterprise incident factory with a ceremonial teapot.
Some people write:
console.log("Hello, World");
I wrote a Vercel frontend that calls an API gateway, which consults feature flags, asks Gemini whether the vibes support "Hello" or "Greetings", A/B tests pu...